May 10, 2010

Focus on the Family teaches kissing technique
Rekindling the Romance in Your Marriage (Part 1 of 2)

David Clarke
In a discussion based on his book Kiss Me Like You Mean It, David Clarke offers couples practical advice for rekindling romance in their marriage

Sounds like FOF has um..."upgraded" its offerings since I listened in the 80's and early 90's. the "Kissing test" -- make sure you kiss with saliva. Great.

This has to be one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard next to all those 30/40 however many days of hot sex sermon series. (So yes, the rest of this post will probably convey my agitated state of mind.)

Should be loads of fun and usefulness.

Oh... I could have done without his description of how he announces he's going to go to the bathroom and gives the wife a great big (salivary) kiss. Greeeeaat. TMI.

How to rekindle the romance if you have let it fizzle out:

"you can't just grab your wife and throw her on the bed. I wish I could. That was honeymoon, that was great, those days are gone."

But isn't this all about how those days SHOULDN'T be gone? Are they contradicting themselves?

SO after all the discussion about how we should kiss, the takeaway is "we're not loving our spouses as Jesus loved." Yeah? Ya think? so the answer is... "do it better"? Sure would be nice to hear there is forgiveness of sins and how we might receive that forgiveness on this "CHRISTIAN" show.

Oh... and Jesus doesn't kiss me with saliva either. So not sure the analogy is .. umm. quite accurate.

They have me dying of curiosity about part 2, maybe they'll offer me the forgiveness of sins in Jesus Christ? (should I hold my breath?)

Sometimes it's so ridiculous what's going on in the 'church' that if you don't laugh you'd cry.