UPDATE AND CORRECTION after the original post.
A very bizarre attempt to make fun of a dear and stalwart Christian sister Ingrid Schlueter by other people who claim the name of Christ:
I can usually see the humor in even bad satire... because even bad satire (as well as all humor) has some grain of truth and relevance to the issue. But none of that applies here. This is like stuff boys did on the school bus in 2nd grade in a lame attempt to embarrass the girls. Yeah, I remember getting bullied like that in elementary school too. Most of the guys grew out of it by high school but there were always a few who refused to grow up even after we graduated.
hmm...
I guess in Richard's alternate universe where at the quantum physics level the law of noncontradiction doesn't apply, it makes sense.
The proper (well, maybe not proper, but rather EQUIVALENT/turnabout is fair play) response to this would be:
or
"yes, Richard Abanes confirms he does indeed still have two testicles"
or
"yes, Richard Abanes confirms he does NOT yet have low testosterone."
or even
"yes, Richard Abanes confirms he does NOT have prostate issues!"
Yes, I know, it's tasteless crude and insensitive.
UPDATE
Richard has whined to me in private (and of course because all his precious communications are copyrighted and I wouldn't want to bait him by using his email without permission, I cannot duplicate it here). He suggested a few changes and he does have a point; he did not write the blog entry, only enjoyed it's tasteless humor thoroughly. So I will make the change.
"yes, Itodyaso reports that Richard Abanes confirms he does indeed still have two testicles"or
"yes, Itodyaso reports that Richard Abanes confirms he does NOT yet have low testosterone."or even
"yes, Itodyaso reports that Richard Abanes confirms he does NOT have prostate issues!"Yes, again, I know, it's still tasteless crude and insensitive. But Richard is right, it had to be corrected.