March 8, 2010

Monvee, It's A Spiritual Growth Program AND a Dessert Topping!

Feeling a bit behind the times here, my friends Daniel and Christine both have put up excellent posts on the new Spiritual Growth Technology "Monvee."



(Better Than Sacrifice) -- Spiritual growth? There’s an app for that



"But wait, there's more: If you're a church leader who uses Monvee with your entire congregation, Monvee can provide "a spiritual dashboard of insight into how your church is growing...on a live and on-going basis...with real data, in real-time, and about real growth."

Now how much would you pay?

One thing I would add to Christine's post at Sola Sisters --

In the story of Uzzah and the ark, the reason the ark was tipping over was because of the method of transport. If the priests had been doing their job the way they were supposed to, it would not have been falling in the first place. They had been given specific instructions on how the ark was to be transported.

The pagans delvered the ark in the way they thought was best, not knowing the rules God had set up for the Israelites for the transport of the ark. And in SPITE of the instructions the Israelites had explicitly been given, the Israelites looked at the pagans' "success" in transporting the ark, and assumed it was a better idea, so they did it it too! God overlooked the pagans' ignorance, not because he was pleased with their methods, but out of his mercy. But the Israelites were without excuse and God did not overlook the Israelites' adopting of the pagans' presumptuously ignorant ways.

We too have been given God's word. Adding all this pagan mysticism and 'innovation' is only presumptuous.

What we have been given is the preaching of the gospel. The foolishness of preaching, of rightly dividing the Word, so that the world ... no, let's make it more personal: so that you may know that you are under the wrath of God for your sins, no matter how good you think you are. That God, who is rich in mercy, has sent his only son Jesus Christ, co-equal and co-existent with God the father and the Holy Spirit, to take on human flesh, to live the perfect righteous life and die a criminal's death in your place. His righteousness, through faith in him, is credited to your account. He rose again the third day for your justification and sits at God's right hand, ever interceding for all those who have faith in him alone for their salvation. Not in your good works, but in him alone.

He will come again to judge the living and the dead, and if your sins are not covered by his atoning sacrifice, through faith in him, you will be cast into the lake of fire. But God commands everyone everwhere, God commands you to repent and believe the Gospel of Jesus Christ, who is entirely sufficient to both save AND sanctify us poor sinners. He does not need 'technology' or Monvee or Purpose Driven or any other gimmick. In fact those things distract from and add to and adulterate the message of his free grace.

March 5, 2010

Martin Archery and Bowhunter loses our business

And now for something completely different (well, sort of)...

Those of you who know me know that I hunt, and I particularly enjoy bowhunting for whitetails. I got my first bow shot on a turkey (missed) last year, the first year I went spring turkey hunting. I shoot a 1999 Parker Challenger in 50lb at 26 inch draw. Because of the lower Kinetic Energy of my setup I cannot shoot expandable broadheads, which I would love to be able to do.

My current bow is maxed out, so I cannot get any more power from it. But I could probably work up to 55lbs if I had a bow that goes up to 60, and possibly shoot the Rage 40KE expandable, at least (I might be able to shoot them now but it'd be iffy). My daughter's 40lb bow is maxed out also, and nearly new, so we were going to trade hers for a new one for me that goes up to 60lb, and give her mine. That is if she actually wants to hunt, which is doubtful.

The Martin Leopard seemed to be the perfect match. It was created specifically with women in mind, and along with going up to 60lb draw weight, the draw length adjustments put me at the top of the adjustment range, rather than the bottom. It is nearly impossible to find those two criteria in one package. The reason this is important is because the shorter you adjust, the less power you can get out of the bow itself. I have had one on order for about 2.5 months and for some reason, there is a cam shortage at the factory. Several calls to inquire has them putting me at the front of the line as soon as they get their cam shipment. So we have been sitting around waiting for a call.

Now, a little background:

A few years back (around 2000) I had subscriptions to both Petersens Bowhunting and Bowhunter Magazine. One day I received my Peterson's mag and looked at the back cover. Martin had bought ad space and put a picture of a well augmented lady in short cut-off shorts and top, with a mischeivously-fake-surprised look on her face, positioned provocatively in front of their new bow. She was positioned so that she appeared to have just been or about to be goosed by the bow's stabilizer. I was appalled. I called Petersens to complain, they referred me to Martin archery. But, I said, YOU approved the ad. I emailed Martin to complain. I don't remember if I got a reply. If I did it certainly wasn't substantial enough to stick in my head.

The next month the same ad appeared in Petersens. I cancelled my Petersens subscription, and I told them why.

In contrast, back then, Bowhunter didn't seem to carry the provocative ads. I had several months' worth lying around and checked through them. About the worst thing was male performance enhancement but it at least didn't include titillating pictures. However I did eventually let my subscription lapse when I wasn't hunting much for a few years. This year I decided to renew and also to buy a subscription for my nephew.

Back to looking at the Martin Leopard: this year in looking at bows the Leopard's specs really stood out. I am not sure how it would have shot for me, as I have never been able to try it, but I was anxious to do so. There was this nagging concern that maybe they hadn't departed from their provocative erotic ad campaign. But I brushed it off actually hoping that I would not see any before I got that bow in my hands. (How's that for rationalization?)

Well, the other day, my Bowhunter subscription came. I figured/assumed (!) Bowhunter would still have taste and not carry the racy ads. But to my surprise, on the back cover was a Martin ad. I was so disappointed. It featured a young woman in camo hip hugger jeans with a tag that says "realtree girl" across the seat. She is barefoot, with long blondish hair down her naked back. She was wearing a string bikini (string mostly covered by her hair so that on first glance you may not notice), and facing away from you, carrying a bow in one hand as she walks slowly down the trail in front of the viewer. Yeah what a view. :-( The caption is "Choose your hunting partner wisely." Good grief.

Now the last thing I want is for my daughters to be thought of as a hunter's next conquest. These companies make a show of trying to get more women involved in hunting, but then they turn around and portray us as sexual objects. Who wants to be out in the field with a bunch of men who think like that? Yeah I know they're already thinking like that, but now they're being told it's ok. Men have enough trouble keeping their minds where they should be with regard to sex. No, women aren't faultless either on that score, I admit... case in point the woman who posed for that ad and therefore must have thought it was just fine to let herself be used to titillate thousands upon thousands of men... in order to get their money/business.

I have always been pleasantly surprised by the presence of many Christian companies in the Hunting industry. Their character stands out. Obviously Martin Archery isn't one of them.

So I am back to no magazine subscriptions (and it grates on me that I just gave that subscription to my nephew too, expressly because it wouldn't subject him to suggestive ads) and back to researching bows. Currently at our church we are doing the Centershot program at our church so Mathews (A Christian Company with EXCELLENT products) is at the top of my list, although the price makes it quite prohibitive for some of us. I have never seen a racy Parker ad either, and PLEASE, oh PLEASE, Parker Bows do NOT go down that road. There are two Parkers I am looking at: the Parker Blackhawk EZ Draw (short draw version) and the Sidekick Extreme for 2010. (And who knows, MAYBE I'll buckle and get the pink camo version... just because... if it is not too pink to alert the turkeys). Plus the Mathews Passion is an option, if I can find it for an affordable price. Husband is putting in a call to the pro-shop through whom we were going to order the Martin.

Note to Hunting Supplies manufacturers and magazines -- do not treat your target demographic as sex objects.

March 2, 2010

More on Moore (Do Not Be Surpised)


I can only assume that Beth Moore's God-hearing ears must be burning this week. Last night, quite a conversation ensued on Facebook surrounding this darling of women's "ministry." Then today, completely uninfluenced by that conversation, my friend Glenn Chatfield...

read more at link!

The pdf's by Sam Kurien which the Do Not Be Surprised blog links to are worth your time as well.

William Tuck, heretic of Cool Spring, Mechanicsville VA

I just listened to one of the most abysmally man centered, devoid of scripture sermons I have heard in quite a while... And I listen to some BAD ones...

http://www.coolspring.org/

The message was
Where is God when Devastation and Suffering Reign?

Wow. What a weak god this man has. By telling us God limits his power so that he cannot stop 'bad' things from happening, he's put himself right back in the same situation he thought he escaped at the beginning of the sermon, with God NOT employing his power to make man's life nice and comfortable. Only in this man's scenario, God is not in the midst of the suffering, using it for his own GOOD purposes, either. It's just chaos. At what point, Dr Tuck, (does he REALLY have a PhD? What apostate seminary gave him that? Let's hope it's not a Theology PhD.


My friend Rett did a fantastic sermon analysis here, in 6 parts:

Responding to Dr. William Tuck of Cool Spring Baptist Church Pt. 1
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6

here is my email exchange with him:
Dr Tuck,

I just listened to your sermon from 2-14-10
"Where is God in the middle of devastation?"

I have a few questions for you to consider:

I then pasted Jay Bank's Quiz For Your Arminian Friends and linked to it.

I then added another question:

What comfort is it to have a God be with us if he cannot stop any of this devastation? Surely if he did not want to allow the effects of a fallen world to happen, an omnipotent caring God would intervene. You have painted a picture of a God that is either not omnipotent, or is omnipotent but does not care. Neither is scriptural, because you are speaking from your carnal mind.

I will pray that Cool Spring Baptist will replace you post haste with a pastor that preaches the God of Scripture, not a god of the pastor's own making.

I would prefer that you would repent of your idolatry and turn to the God of Scripture, who alone is worthy, who alone can save. In the meantime the people of Cool Spring would be in complete obedience to the Good Shepherd by rejecting your leadership, even in an interim capacity, and use some good and Biblical free teaching from www.twincityfellowship.com

Paula
******

His response was indeed thoughtful and oh-so-relevant to what I had asked:
******
Paula,
I pray that God will give you a kind and loving heart and spirit like our Lord Jesus. God bless you.
Bill Tuck
******
I replied, without much hope that he would read any further replies:

I don't want to worship your false Jesus, thankfully. I pray the true God of Scripture will draw you to repent of your idolatry. Whether or not you have a loving heart will depend on that. Telling people lies in the name of God is hateful, not loving. Jesus soundly rebuked the pharisees who twisted God's word, and he was the epitome of love.

Paula
******
What a tragic situation. I pray that the congregation at Cool Spring Baptist will take action to remove this man immediately, even if they just have to get together for elder/deacon led Bible Study on Sundays for a while, that would be better than feeding the flock this poison. And I pray that Dr William Tuck will repent of his heresy.

March 1, 2010

Beth Moore - False Teacher? (Do Not Be Surprised)

Over at Do Not Be Surprised

Beth Moore - False Teacher?

Erin has collected a treasure trove of good information on Beth Moore's teachings. Says Erin:

The answer to the question posed in this post's title is, I believe, "yes." At one time I had plans to research and write an article exposing the errors of the ever-popular "Christian" author Beth Moore. However, why should I reinvent the wheel? Glenn Chatfield, the author over at The Watchman's Bagpipes, has done multiple articles on the errors of Moore's teachings. If you've ever participated in a Beth Moore study and felt that something wasn't "quite right" then you need to read his thoughts as well as the many articles that he links to in his posts.

I heartily agree.

I managed to listen to a video of Beth's on youtube today... and all I can say is (to the tune of the funeral march) "law-law-laaaawwww----laaaaaaaawwwwwww!" to quote Chris Rosebrough "First Impression of Beth Moore: Legalism on Red Bull Energy Drinks. Boy o boy she sure makes the (sic) God's law sound so doable." (give him a break, it was tweetdeck)

February 27, 2010

Dan Southerland's Transitioning Seminar analyzed by Chris Rosebrough

Chris Rosebrough does an EXCELLENT analysis of Dan Southerland's Transitioning Seminar.


This is a MUST HEAR for those who are concerned about the seeker sensitive or purpose driven takeover of their own church.

I might remind you that in 2007, about 3 years after this seminar was recorded (judging by some current events he mentions in the process of the seminar, which may not be included in Chris's clips here) one of their foremost transitionists Roddy Clyde was arrested for embezzling money (at least $500,000) from his church. Well I guess he had a vision from God!

www.wmdthebook.com

from a comment on blog post I found:
"kim said...
Please read “Worship of Mass Dysfunction”. This book details the events leading up to and the events following Pastor Roddy Clyde’s embezzlement and subsequent arrest. The book provides a harrowing account of how purpose driven concepts can cause harm. www.wmdthebook.com."
I have no idea of this book but it sure could be interesting to see how Church Transitions Inc handled all this.
A few things I have noticed (besides what Chris says in this analysis):

12:09 "There are four major movements of God in the world today"

1. Cell church
2. Contemporary Worship movement
3. Seeker church movement
4. Purpose Driven Church

About the Purpose Driven Church movement he says:
"The fourth movement of God in the world today, this is interesting to me, is the one that Billy Graham says is the biggest movement of God in the world today. At Amsterdam 2000 he proclaimed that this movement is the biggest movement of God in the world today. It is the Purpose Driven Church Movement..."

I can find no evidence that BILLY GRAHAM EVER SAID anything like what Dan Southerland is attributing to him having said at Amsterdam 2000. If Billy Graham had said this I would think it would be everywhere reprinted in support of Purpose Driven. Where is it?

BILLY GRAHAM was NOT AT Amsterdam 2000. He was home ill! It was not just a misspeak because he reiterates Billy Graham's age that he would have been in 2000 (Chris left that out of the audio).

In addition Dan southerland's musical training claims do not add up. Says he is classically trained organist but later says can't read music very well (may not be included in the audio clip)? This does NOT seem likely.

It makes it sound like he's exaggerating his classical music affinity/ability/investment to show how much he has 'given up' for the sake of his "God-given" agenda. Almost like people saying "I really enjoy washing dishes and doing house work, so I'm giving up all that for Lent." I would love to see some video of him playing the organ. It just doesn't pass the smell test for me.

Then there is the segment is where Dan describes his 'Shootout At The OK Corral' meeting. I have read the book myself, and remember this part. However every time I actually listen to his voice describing it with such arrogance, condescension, and holier than thou attitude, I am as incensed by his smug self assured assault on the church as if I was hearing it for the first time.

Dan spends plenty of time castigating his opponents for being friendly to him and allowing their kids to play together even while planning to ambush him (planning ahead to make a stand and oppose him). Now, is that not EXACTLY what he is doing in this seminar? Teaching pastors to plan ahead mostly behind closed doors with your inner circle of 'vision sharers' to take over power of the church? The man didn't bother to be Biblical, therefore Dan is allowed to be unbiblical?

In addition he abused Robert's Rules of Order, while saying "If you're gonna have [Robert's Rules of Order] you need to know it, cuz you can use it."


POINT OF PARLIAMENTARY PRIVILEGE: A Point of Privilege may be made when the rights and privileges of a member of PMC have been violated. If the Point is appropriate, the Chair will undertake corrective measures.
Points of Parliamentary Privilege are commonly called for in only two situations. First, when a delegate slanders another or grossly misrepresents his or her position while speaking or if a delegate cannot hear the speaker, has to get a drink, or must otherwise attend to personal business.

Point of Privilege did not apply here. He was opening for discussion at this point , not taking a point of privilege. (and he did not actually allow much discussion, having basically drawn a line in the sand in the course of responding to this deacon.

I have heard the audio, and after this in the story, Dan forces everyone to vote for or against him publicly, not by secret ballot. This sounds like the recent attempt to take away the secret ballot from unions.

Our ex pastor Todd Ertsgaard did something exactly like this, forcing people to vote for or against him by raising of hand, with him in the room, after having humiliated one person for an offhand comment that he disagreed with. You see he never had a problem with jumping in and strongarming people when he found it going a way he disagreed with. So his attempts to tell us that the reason he was uninvolved with how the Executive Committee was mishandling us and stringing us along, lying to us and shutting us out, was because he didn't feel it was his place.

The other thing I wonder is how he knew that the other two pastors would resign in the morning so surely that he could speak FOR them in their absence?

Could it be because he planned ahead to make a power play? Hmmm....

But Jesus called them to him and said, “You know that the rulers of the Gentiles lord it over them, and their great ones exercise authority over them. It shall not be so among you. But whoever would be great among you must be your servant, and whoever would be first among you must be your slave, even as the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many.” Matt 20:25-28

Dan goes on right toward the end explaining how you must shoot these wolves in your church (never mind that he himself is the Alpha Wolf here!),

"Why doesn't it say watch out for the mountain lion in wolves' [sic - sheep's] clothing? Mountain Lions hunt solo. Wolves hunt in packs."

Chris does some excellent analysis here. But I would also point out that Dan and his cronies are again doing exactly what he is castigating here. He is teaching these pastors how to hunt in packs. He and Glen Sartain just finished explaining how you should never handle opposition alone. They have meticulously described throughout this seminar how to assemble your pack and infiltrate the sheep fold. They have described how to prepare for the first sheep to bolt at the smell of false teaching, and how your consequent slaughter of that sheep can then look like you transitioning hostile takeover pastors did not instigate anything. Oh we were just shooting a wolf in sheep's clothing!

IT SHALL NOT BE SO AMONG YOU.

February 26, 2010

Rick Warren plays the Pharisee Card

My friend Daniel over at Better Than Sacrifice has written a great article on Rick Warren's latest tweets:

Rick Waren, CEO of Saddleback Church, yesterday played the Pharisee card.He wrote:

‘It drives Pharisees nuts to watch God keep blessing ministries they ridicule & despise.God’s sovereignty is often humorous.’

What’s the Pharisee card? Good question.

In my quest to become Todd Wilken’s number one fan, please allow me to direct you to his incisive article:

Now, Rick Warren’s proof of the rightness of his position (and that his opponents are wrong) seems to be based on his claim of God’s ‘blessing’. And, as CEO of Saddleback and self-proclaimed disciple of management guru Peter Drucker, he knows how to apply best 21st century management practice to his business. So, it is important for Mr. Warren to be able to quantify this blessing.